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Forty-five minutes of nothing, before the day begins. The trick was never the timeline. It was the hour.

My bouquet had four kinds of flowers and cost $90. The one I almost ordered had eleven and cost $340. Same wedding.

Three products, four minutes, $70 total. Two of them are from CVS. Start tonight, even if your wedding is six months out.

One frittata, smoked salmon from Trader Joe's, strawberries, and a carafe. Total grocery run: $58. Time: about an hour.

A duffel and a tote. Twelve things. By Tuesday the rented house starts to feel like ours.

My dining table seats six and I have eight friends. The coffee table seats everyone if you let people sit on the floor.

Three are non-negotiable. Five are situational. Six of the eight are under $25. None require a counter consultation.